ISBN-10: 1983159581

ISBN-13: 9781983159589

that allows you to loose his hostage mom, a JANITOR steals a thermonuclear gadget for the Romanian mafia. whereas making his break out with the bomb, the Janitor is shot via a safety shield. The wounded Janitor makes it to an previous, decrepit church and hides within the confessional. As he dies, the Janitor confesses his sins to the dim-witted FATHER KERBETSKY and fingers the priest a suitcase containing the bomb.

Not absolutely figuring out what he has in his ownership, Kerbetsky comes to a decision to carry onto the bomb and notice if he could make any funds off of it so one can repair the leaky roof of his church. Kerbetsky makes a decision that the easiest factor to do is to take the gadget to London the place the Pope is retaining a conclave. Father Kerbetsky is confident, dependent exclusively on his wisdom of Sherlock Holmes videos, that Scotland backyard will present him for his discovery.

Father Kerbetsky arrives in London with the gadget and the Romanian mafia sizzling on his path. Kerbetsky takes the bomb to CAPTAIN BILLINGS in Scotland backyard. whilst the amused Captain informs Father Kerbetsky that there's no gift for returning a nuclear equipment, Father Kerbetsky threatens to take his percentages with the Romanian mafia in order that he can get his roof mounted. A church-going guy, Billings comes up with a greater idea.

Father Kerbetsky is distributed to San Francisco with a faux bomb less than the guise that he's scouting destinations for the Pope. the belief is that the Romanian mafia will scouse borrow the equipment and the police will then manage to stick to them as they bring it to an Al Qaeda sleeper mobile. Father Kerbetsky will then be eligible for a financial gift for supporting nab the terrorists. after which he can repair his roof.

Meanwhile, terrorist chief MOHAMMAD AL NASSCAR prompts his sleeper phone in San Francisco. regrettably for Nasscar, his terrorists were busy of their undercover lives, operating a Starbucks, training a Catholic boys highschool soccer workforce, changing into a born-again Christian, and considering a intercourse swap operation these types of years and feature forgotten they have been a sleeper telephone to start with. Mohammed Al Nasscar makes a decision he has take issues into his personal palms and is going to San Francisco.

As Kerbetsky maintains to unwittingly elude the Romanian mob with the aid of San Francisco officer FRANK PULLET, Nasscar and his waffling terrorist mobile make plans to scouse borrow the bomb themselves. What Kerbetsky and Pullet don’t discover is that there has been a mix-up in England and Kerbetsky is sporting round a true nuclear bomb. It’s as much as the uptight Pullet and the bumbling Kerbetsky to avoid wasting town of San Francisco from being blown off the face of the Earth.

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